What is Douchy SEO?

This is SEO for frat boys.  If you can do a keg stand, whoop ass at beer pong, or dominate at flip cup.  Douchy SEO is certainly for you.  Following the moral compass of Matt Cutts and trying not to rank better than you deserve for anything.  After all, your a douche.  Why would you deserve to rank for anything?

You hand submit to directories, because anything more would be spammy.  You write content for subjects your not *really* an expert, because generating content would be spammy.  You would never scrape multiple sources for data, come up with meaning and regurgitate it, unless you called it a “mash-up.”  Then it would be fine.

The best part of Douchy SEO is that you get to put down anyone who is less righteous than you, report anyone who does something that works better than you, and otherwise try to build up the worth of your existence in your mind.

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